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Friday, December 05, 2003
A Business Plan for Doug
My good buddy Doug Kenline asks for a business plan: Business Plan I need help building a business. Step one is I need a plan. Step two is there can't be any work involved. Let me know if you have any suggestions. I have great news... That plan already exists, and is used by about 80%* of all new businesses every year! The plan is deceptively simple. You won't believe how easy it is. Absolutely no work at all. And the results are 100% predictable! No uncertainty, no surprises. The Plan: 1. Declare yourself to be in business. Tell all your friends. Spend a ton of money (or however little you wish) on PR, an office, a leased mercedes or BMW, buy a couple of really nice suits for those power luncheons.... 2. That's it. Just keep doing #1. That's the fun part. Don't bother with inventing something, or locating a valid product, or creating or franchising a desirable service, or marketing or sales. Those things are no fun. Besides, they violate requirement number two: they are work. This plan will work, predictably, with a scientifically sound result. I guarantee it. Note: * 80% of all new businesses fail in the first year. Comments:Post a Comment
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